Tuesday, June 3, 2014

You Fail At Watch Dogs If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week and I know you are excited as I am to poke fun at others for their short comings. No we are not horrible people why just enjoy the agony of others from time to time. This week since I finished up Watch Dogs figured I would do tribute to it with a Fail Day. So sit back and enjoy

You Fail At Watch Dogs If...
  • You are playing it on Xbox
  • You unlocked  "one time ctOS scan" to see people invading your games
  • You can't finish online hacks
  • You didn't get your shotgun from drinking games
  • You haven't realize you can't fight NPCs besides taking them down
  • You think car chases are fun
  • You think the profiler system is difficult to use
  • You believe the cops are anything but relentless
  • You don't bother with vehicle takedown hacks
  • You believe grenades are a bad idea
  • You don't understand hacking makes you overpowered
  • You always use hostile and lethal hacks because that is the only way you can succeed
  • You have continuous problems with stealth missions
and finally
  • You believe after playing you will take up hacking
There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all laughed a little or hung your head in shame for just a second. Enjoy your day and happy hacking!

1 comment:

  1. Car chases really arent that bad once you get used to them really.