Tuesday, February 25, 2014

You Fail At Being A Hardcore Gamer If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week for something special, something from the heart, well something to make someone out there feel like a tool. So I am often asked first of all if I am a hardcore gamer and second of all what actually makes a hardcore gamer? Well I thought about doing this on Ask Gauss for awhile but I figured Fail Day would make this just so much more fun. So here goes.

You Fail At Being A Hardcore Gamer If...
  • You think at all before picking the difficulty
  • You have ever taken a selfie of yourself with a remote in your hands
  • Your most played game is Call of Duty
  • You enjoy playing Halo
  • You cannot explain the difference between and RPG and an ARPG
  • Graphics are everything
  • You have never based your schedule off of a release of a game
  • You have have never waited for hours for a midnight launch
  • Your gamer take has x's surrounding the name
  • You don't know who Leroy Jenkins is
  • The words "it is just a game" has ever came out of your mouth
  • You don't know what Esports is
  • You own an Xbox
  • You don't have Dark Souls stories
  • You don't know how to tell the dead to rest in peace in Latin

and finally
  • You are excited for Titanfall
There you have it this weeks edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed and happy gaming!

1 comment:

  1. Haha well done. I think this is the point but some of them go both ways. Is it bad I look forward to this every week?