Tuesday, February 11, 2014

You Fail At Final Fantasy If...

Happy Fail Day! Also Happy Lightning Returns release! If you are like my you are already playing and excited as hell to play the new installment, but what about Final Fantasy in general? How much do you know? Well let's see shall we?

You Fail At Final Fantasy If...
  • You have never listened to "One Winged Angel"
  • You don't refer to everyone with a pointy hat a Vivi wannabe
  • The line "I dreamt I was a moron" doesn't make you smile
  • You have no clue who the light warriors are
  • You don't compare every summon in every games damage to Knights of the Round
  • When a new game comes out you don't sit back and wait for the arrival of Cid
  • You have no clue what a Chocobo is
  • You don't understand what the Suffixes "ara" and "aga" are
  • You don't think Kefka is the creepiest clown ever conceived
  • You don't know the name of the spikey haired guy
  • You didn't appreciate the throw back style of Final Fantasy IX
  • Sephiroth Who?
  • You don't knowwhat people are talking about when they say "the kiss"

and finally
  • You have no idea who Hironobu Sakaguchi is
There you have it this week's edition of fail. Enjoy saving souls as much as I will be!


  1. Lightning!!!!!!!!!Such beautiful girl,I like her very much.So,I have bought Final Fantasy XIII Lightning Cosplay Costume,try to cosplay her ,so fun, so interesting.