Tuesday, March 18, 2014

You Failed At The Diablo Auction House If...

So here we are on Fail Day and just a few hours ago the Diablo Auction houses were shutdown. Yes there will be no more selling no more bitching and no more idiotic forum posts about the Auction Houses. So in the honor of them being shutdown I give you the goodbye version of it in Fail Day.

You Failed At The Diablo Auction House If...
  • You never made any money off the RMAH
  • You paid more for an item then you paid for the game
  • You posted gems without thinking about the cost it took to make them
  • You didn't take advantage of people panicking and buying up gems
  • You bought things off the RMAH when it would have been cheaper to buy gold and buy them on the Gold AH
  • You used the gold dupe
  • You instantly posted any legendary you found for 2,000,000,000
  • For the last 3 months you have made a forum post everyday asking how you are supposed to survive without the AH
  • You are wondering how you are going to pay your rent without the RMAH
  • You will forget to empty your completed tab
  • Any time someone has had better gear then you you labeled them a "RMAH Player"
  • You have been one of those people buying whites for 30,000g the past couple weeks
  • You have bought any gear since 2.0 went live
and finally
  • You were one of those people who thought supply on the AH reflected drop rates.
There you have it this week's edition of Fail. The tears of the Auction Houses fill the internet today hope you enjoy them.


  1. Goodbye Auction House we will miss you even though we hated you to no end

  2. Glad its gone although I think I lost me gear last night for 30minutes because of it.