Tuesday, May 20, 2014

You Fail At Chirping If...

Fail Day! Yes here we are yet another Tuesday yet another time to point out why others are not as awesome as we are. I got the this idea while my we were chirping at one another playing Diablo the other day, but that only reminded me about how awful some of the chirps I have heard over the years. So here goes.

You Fail At Chirping If...
  • Your only insults involve someone's mother
  • You only play CoD to get new material
  • You believe repeating the same insult actually makes it more threatening
  • You go after someone for the same shit you do
  • At any point you have said "I do have friends"
  • You get parental chirping advice
  • You record others chirps and pass them off as your own
  • You frequently misspell your insult
  • You have to explain yourself on why something was awesome
  • You play a Pally in WoW
  • Your voice is so high pitched I think awful things are happening every waking moment
  • Your stories to explain your awesome skills happened at a time no one was able to witness them 
And finally
  • You believe your headset gives you super powers
There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you all learned a little something.

1 comment:

  1. How about if no one knew it was a chirp?