Tuesday, July 22, 2014

You Fail At Curse of Naxxramas If...

Here we are yet another Fail Day. Today though isn't an ordinary Fail Day today we get the release of Curse of Naxxramas and I expect the Fail on this day to be much greater than most days. Why would you ask? Well read through and you may just learn why.

You Fail At The Curse of Naxxramas If...

  • You did not realize July 22 is today
  • You haven't saved enough gold
  • You didn't realize you should be saving 700 for each wing
  • You have a bunch of unopened card packs waiting to try and get all the new cards
  • You didn't realize it will be a gated opening
  • You will be the first one to complain a certain boss is OP because of their hero power
  • You didn't realize class challenges are where the class cards are coming from
  • You keep playing over and over in hopes of getting gold cards
  • You don't know why you can't play heroic mode yet
  • You accused someone of being pay to win because they have a Naxx lengendary
  • You think it is unfair people who have been playing and saving gold will not have to pay and will get the new cards sooner
  • You haven't realized you do in fact "suck"
  • You are already looking up strats to beat certain bosses

and finally

  • You were wondering why there is Tuesday Maintenance
There you have it this week's edition of Fail. Happy card playing everyone!

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