You Fail At Making New Online Friends If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week once again. Time for us to sit back and enjoy someone else's misery. I know we are horrible people  but live with it because that is the way things are. I truly don't have much of a segue for this week's so let's just get on with it.

You Fail At Making New Online Friends If...

• Your name is surrounded by x's
• Your conversation opening has something to do with their mother and last night
• Your approach resembles that of a Jehovah Witness
• You approach conversations as if they were a  game shows lightning round of personal questions
• You show them your new tattoo of their name on your body
• You prove to them how smart they are with a satellite photo of them in their house.
• You approach all games with the kill the new guy attitude
• You are a guy meeting a girl after every story your follow up question is "Can you send me a pic?"
• You set their facebook page to your browsers homepage
• When you see "blah blah blah has come online" you instantly start typing out the novel of everything which has happened since you last talked
• You believe 6 pooling someone will make them appreciate you even more
• You text them a photo diary of your day, including before and after pictures of your meals

and finally

• Your definition of friend resembles everyone else's definition of stalker

There you go this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it. Make it a good one!