Friday, March 21, 2014

The List Of Things Diablo Has Taught Me



So here we are on Friday the Friday before the new Diablo Reaper of Souls comes out. Now I got quite a few interesting posts for the  Reader Post this week but I decied that I wanted something Diablo themed. Also I had this thought we Ziggie and I were having a conversation about the things Diablo has taught us about the world. So I decided to list a few of my favourites to make you all laugh and smile, and pump the tires of the expansion.
  • There are always more hidden footprints
  • Black Magic will bar your way
  • Zombies end up killing business
  • A blacksmith needs more than making spades to occupy his time
  • At the end of a hallway there is always a dead body
  • I don't care about anyone opening an Inn
  • You cannot judge justice itself
  • We no longer can stay awhile and listen
  • I have been saying the word "terror" incorrectly my entire life
  • The light is both a figurative and literal foe of evil
  • Templar's have great eyesight as they always see that enemy over there
  • There is no need to be snide
  • Go be swift!
  • Bul-Kathos guides my hand
  • The rest of the thieves guild will find you
  • You are a fool to seek an audience with an emperor
  • There is no point if asking Marta is alright
  • Miners work their hands to the bone
  • Human flesh tastes better than Zombie flesh
  • A sword can be a cure for Amnesia
  • If someone likes to laugh like a maniac after each and ever sentence he probably shouldn't be trusted
  • Never promise Macro you can protect him
  • I can open this gate for you
Those are just some of my favourites there are countless more. You could basically make a list with everything that comes out of Kormac's mouth. Enjoy your weekend everyone!

2 comments:

  1. Could we find more like that?

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  2. It is important to tell people where you are invading from before you do it

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