Tuesday, November 2, 2010

You Fail At Being A Deathknight If...

Happy Fail Day everyone! The day more commonly refered to as Tuesday. Today I will continue to insult, make fun of, and of course embarrass a specific class in this wonderful game we play. This week it is time for the Deathknight to take centre stage. So shall we?

You Fail At Being A Deathknight If...
  • Out of all the races you chose to be a Blood Elf
  • You complain starting at level 55 makes leveling harder
  • You are too good to actually use professions
  • You cannot solo group quests
  • You use anti-magic shell against a warrior or a rogue
  • You deathgrip a boss because "you can"
  • You wiped the raid because you pulled the boss in the wrong presence
  • You drop Death and Decay to pad the numbers in uneeded situations
  • You name your toon "Spawnofgauss"
  • You use army of the dead on fights at require add control
  • You name your Deathknight alt in relation to your mains name
  • You don't have a preference to your ghouls name.
  • You think spell penetration gems work just as well in PvE
  • You have never killed anyone with Path of Frost
and finally
  • Your name is Bagellord

That is it for this week's edition of fail. Turn in next week to see which class will be next. If you are still raiding good luck on this Free Loot Tuesday they are in fact running out as we get closer and closer to Cataclysm.


  1. I enjoy Nobgobbler he always knows what he is doing.

  2. lol gotta love extremo

  3. I cannot help but laugh at all that you listed.

  4. "You name your Deathknight alt in relation to your mains name"....so what if your Death Knight is your main? Is that just a complete and utter failure?

  5. Bagellord/Bagelpwnzu/UnholytrealDecember 10, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    Lol hey he brought me up again :D Gauss ur my buddy lol