So a while back I did a post about using boss voices in real life to create some hilarity. People have been asking me over and over to do this again and even create some sort of dialogue. Well today is that day! So you all can stop bugging me about it. This will kinda be setup like those Arnold prank calls basically just inserting myself saying WoW things while having a conversation. Props to anyone who can name where they all come from. I got the idea from he setting from being bugged walking to my front door by a couple of religious guys. Maybe next time I will put this into practice.
Doorbell rings and I answer the door.
Religious Guy: Hello sir I am here to talk to you about your faith.
Gauss: I do what I must
Religious Guy: So sir I will ask you first what you believe.
Gauss: We Tauren have always held a great respect for the ways of the Earthmother.
Religious Guy: Tauren? I have never heard of that, I am always interested in new things what is your name?
Gauss: I am Cairne Chief of the Bloodhoof Tauren.
Religious Guy: So Cairne, Can you tell me a little about yourself and your faith.
Gauss: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
Religious Guy: No need to be loud, but I really would like to hear about yourself what have you been up to lately perhaps?
Gauss: Don't look so smug! I know what you're thinking, but Tempest Keep was merely a set back. Did you honestly believe I would trust the future to some blind, half-night elf mongrel? Hahahaha... Oh no, no, no, he was merely an instrument, a stepping stone to a much larger plan! It has all led to this...and this time, you will not interfere!
Religious Guy: I am afraid I do not follow you sir, what did I interfere with?
Gauss: The Orc leaders agree with your assessment.
Religious Guy: What assessment? Please explain
Gauss: No king rules forever, only death is eternal!
Religious Guy: I feel we are getting off topic but you bring up a good point. What comes to your mind when you think of hell. Like even if its just words or something simple.
Gauss: BURN YOU MISERABLE WRETCHES!!
Religious Guy: You know we are pretty much the same in that regard. Have you ever thought about trying to explore a different path of faith?
Gauss: We have all lost a great deal in this conflict. But we stand to lose everything if we don't stop fighting and work together.
Religious Guy: I couldn't agree more. All the trouble around the world could be avoid if we just worked as a united front. That gets me to this.
hands me a book
Gauss: This is like all of the other titan artifacts my lads have found. Except older and bigger.
Religious Guy: excuse me?
I drop the book
Gauss: I think I broke it
Religious Guy: No, it's fine don't worry about it. But I get the feeling you are just joking around with me and not taking this seriously.
Gauss: I am not some Simple Jester!
Religious Guy: I am trying to have a serious conversation with you then. I would ask that you listen what I have to say.
I look at him straight in the eyes put my hands on the side of his head and say
Gauss: See your world through my eyes. A universe so vast as to be immeasurable - incomprehensible even to your greatest minds. I have seen worlds bathed in the Makers' flames. Their denizens fading without so much as a whimper. Entire planetary systems born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING!
Religious Guy: Wow...your nuts
Gauss: There is no escape... not in this life... not in the next...
Religious Guy: I must go
Gauss: It has been entertaining..
he bolts it out of the house
Gauss: RUNAWAY LITTLE GIRL, RUN AWAY!!
So there you have it. I tried to use ones that people knew so they could see I wasn't cheating. Anyways hope all the people waiting for it got what was expected. If they didn't at least I will get emails stop asking to do it. Tomorrow is the last day to get your emails in for "Bagellord Moments" so get them in if you want to be part of Friday's post.