Anyone who has every played with me knows that sometimes I say things during that people tend to always remember. Be it for good or bad reasons. I actually even did a blog one day of peoples favourites. Since then readers have been sending me all sorts of things they have seen or heard. This was when I came up with this idea. I must say though there are some beauties here that will really make you laugh.
Disc: The art of binding 25 keys to 'Power Word: Shield' and dropping an angry weasel on the keyboard.
I keep Mortal Strike bound to Q partly for the convenience, but mostly for the irony.
You know what sucks about applesauce? It's not apple pie. And it never will be. Man, that pisses me off.
I like the fact that the Shadowmourne questline punishes the healers, and not the one on the quest.
Fighting a warrior is like fighting a blender. You can easily unplug it from feet away, even shut the power off, but if you stick your face into it, you're going to lose.
You can do anything with a bayonet except sit on it.
Sitting there helpless as a bunch of alliance crowd around me like I'm a japanese girl in a bukake video is soo much better
Playing a warrior is easy Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Mortal Strike, Execute.
I want a trap that throws bears at people. We will call it Bear Trap. It will be slightly misleading, but still awesome.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but I feel some of you abuse the privilege.
PvE is like playing Chess against a retard who will make the same moves every time you play against him. PvP is like playing Chess against 2 retards who will make the same moves every time you play against them.
We'll just kill the biggest tree we can find in there. Then, we will come back later and do it heroically, because you find better magic swords stuck in trees if you kill them heroically.
Easy classes attract idiots. This does not mean that all hunters are idiots, but that most idiots are hunters.
You realize how lucky it was that The Exodar landed in a level 1 area.
Arena is not pvp. It's counterstrike for people who can't aim.
$15 dollars a month buys you a login. Nothing about that fee buys you a win.
Locks are like the Fox News of WoW. They claim to be fair and balanced, but we all know that's a load of crap.
Hope you all enjoyed those as much as I did. Have you heard someone say something funny? Feel free to share it. Happy Wednesday!