You Fail At Being A Shaman If...

So Fail day is upon us! Yes it is Tuesday and I am continuing with my laughing, poking fun at, and of course insulting the very fabric of every class in WoW. This week I have moved on to the shaman so here goes.

You Fail At Being A Shaman If...

• You use bloodlust during a ready check
• You don't understand the reference of Jesus Walking
• You rez in fire only to die again
• You ever complain that the shoulders in your tier sets were not designed well
• You use a staff
• You have never seen the "FROSTSHOCK" video
• You have race changed 30 times just to understand how your class works better
• You don't have a two hander for those special Enhancement times
• You argue about chain healing being difficult
• You think the Draenei totems look good
• Your Fire Elemental randomly decides to take breaks and not attack anything
• You don't know the joy of thunderfucking someone
• You don't have an eternal hatred for Paladins
• Your earth shield often appears on a mage

and finally

• You have ever been unable to rez because you didn't have an Ankh

That is it for this week. Hope I gave you enough ammo to use on all the Shamans you know. The number of Free Loot Tuesdays are running out. Be sure to enjoy them!