You Fail At Staying Connected If...
- Your ping is greater than your age squared
- Your experience in the game is lag or more lag
- You believe me when I say /camp is the answer
- You keep linking a piece of loot and wonder why you keep getting booted
- You have ret pally Internet ie dial up
- When told to power cycle your modem you laugh because you thought it was a new WoW joke
- "The Running Man" is your nickname
- You rename cities with the word "lag" inserted into them
- You don't put a password on your router
- You just googled "router"
- When you answer your cell you dc
- You have a macro to disconnect yourself or others
- You argue about how your satellite Internet is awesome only to find out you disconnected while explaining
- Less people know the name of your ISP than the amount of "friends" Bagellord has
- You forget to plug in your laptop
- You preform 3 casts without seeing any of them happen
- When you come back from a dc everyone knows why you dc'd even without you explaining why
May the boss drops be with you!