You Fail At Trash If...
- When told to DPS skull you find yourself hitting nipple
- All your keybinds are AoE spells
- You're afk
- You pull aggro and die because you were dpsing the wrong mob
- You DPS from the front of a cleaving mob
- You tab target and pull the next pack
- Your assist macro is on a healer
- You /follow someone who is most likely going to try and get you killed
- You have your Chef's hat on
- You complain you're in pain just to get out of it
- You think it's the time to put a pizza in the oven
- You think the mob that looks like a sheep is the one you are going to blow all your cooldowns on and dps down.
- You think it is time to explain your goals in life
- Leave your mic open while you take hits on your bong
- When you have aggro you run in the completely opposite direction of the tank and then complain when you die
- You wipe
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