You Fail At Trash If...

Ok so it's Tuesday, which is the time of the week to look at peoples fails! I have had requests of what the topic should be so by all means keep submitting them and if I can put something together for it I will. Of course these are supposed to be humorous and have an element of truth to them. So be sure to keep that in mind when you submit a topic.

You Fail At Trash If...

• When told to DPS skull you find yourself hitting nipple
• All your keybinds are AoE spells
• You're afk
• You pull aggro and die because you were dpsing the wrong mob
• You DPS from the front of a cleaving mob
• You tab target and pull the next pack
• Your assist macro is on a healer
• You /follow someone who is most likely going to try and get you killed
• You have your Chef's hat on
• You complain you're in pain just to get out of it
• You think it's the time to put a pizza in the oven
• You think the mob that looks like a sheep is the one you are going to blow all your cooldowns on and dps down.
• You think it is time to explain your goals in life
• Leave your mic open while you take hits on your bong
• When you have aggro you run in the completely opposite direction of the tank and then complain when you die

and finally

• You wipe

And there you have it. Free Loot Tuesday awaits you!