You Fail At Vent If...
- You don't have vent or have to ask what it is
- Your push to talk key is Alt and you are a Tab targeter
- You leave your mic open while you are watching porn
- You feel the need to eat chicken wings or slurp while on vent
- You answer your binds not in binds
- You your mic sounds like nails on a chalkboard
- You require a translator because of your accent
- Your mic is on top of your head
- You run Vista and not running vent as Admin and wonder why your mic doesn't work
- You break out into the song you are listening to without realizing everyone can hear you
- You open your mic when people are talking to you as to make people believe you have friends
- You play music for people by holding down your push to talk button
- Your phonetic mispronounces your name
- You still have the guy computer voice and not the woman
- Everyone in vent knows your heart rate because we can hear you breathe
- The first words you say when getting on vent is "Can I bring my DK"
- No one can hear you because everyone has you muted
There we have it. The problem is I know way to many people that many of those apply to. Hopefully all of you can relate to my pain. Free Loot Tuesday hopefully the servers cooperate today.