Thursday, December 30, 2010

Gauss Noob Moments Of The Year

So with tomorrow being the Gauss Nation's submissions for Noob of the Year I figured that today I would prove I was indeed human and tell you all my noob and /facepalm moments of the year.

Raid Leading: My guildies will want me to included this one for sure for my inability to switch the raid to 25 man or turn on master looter. It seems to be the case that I have to be told over and over again just to make sure it gets done. Have no fear though because now I have a mod that does all those things for me!

Celebration: When I received my Shadowmourne I spelt wielder and Shadowmourne wrong in my Real ID Status. Yes and I will never hear the end of it.

Ring or Neck: I got into a discussion with someone about where they got their neck. I kept asking and asking and they seemed to have no clue what I was talking about. I kept telling them the name over and over again because this would have been a real upgrade for me. After 10 minutes I was informed it was not a neck it was a ring, in fact it was actually a ring I had equipped myself.

Blood Queen: So during this fight like all good DPS warriors I switched to defensive stance during the air phase so the healers didn't hate me. That wasn't the problem, the problem is this. My "8" button on my defensive stance bar is taunt, and "8" on my berzerker stance bar is intercept. Well when she landed I forgot to change stances and taunted her and ended up wiping the raid. One moment I wish I could yell at myself.

Dalaran Ring: So most if not all of you know about my Pally Set I created to show my thoughts and opinions about gearscore. What many of you don't know is I bought the Dalaran Ring for this set. The problem being I bought the wrong ring. I ended up getting the one with spirit all over it. So yes I spent 17,000g on the wrong ring for my useless set.

Turtle: I don't know if this counts, but I would say casting over 20,000 times in Northrend pools and not getting this thing must mean I some how some way suck at fishing.

So there you have it. Some of the Noob Moments of my year in WoW. Check in tomorrow to find out what people had to say about who should be the Noob of the Year.


  1. Poor Gauss and his turtle.

  2. I still find that pally set amusing. :P

  3. I still remember the day my achivement for the sea turtle poped up in guild after you were complaining (or was that bushnek?). Thought I was getting gkicked for sure!