Tuesday, November 5, 2013

You Fail At Black Flag If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week once again. Time to make ourselves feel better because of others misfortune. Now honestly I don't think there was any other option on what to do for Fail Day this week since most of my free time has been spent playing Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag. So when don't I just get to it so I can get back to playing it.

You Fail At Black Flag If...

  • You attack a fort with Chain Shot
  • You sink the Jackdaw by ramming into something
  • You get caught by a crocodile
  • You run out of harpoons while fishing
  • You lose a ship in a naval  contract
  • You don't treat your shanties like a radio station
  • You berserk dart your tail target
  • You let the online events expire
  • You have a broadside battle with a Man-O-War
  • You get killed by a gunship
  • You lower your wanted rating
  • Map reading is not your forte
  • You don't think boarding a ship for 3 bags of sugar is worth it

and finally

  • You dislike pirates
There you have it this week's edition of fail. Happy Pirating! 


  1. I swear I could just sail around and kill ships and not even play the actual game

  2. Nice! Good stuff as always