You Fail At Xbox One If...

Fail Day! What better way to have a Fail Day when Xbox is involved. Yes I probably know countless people are pissed off for just reading that comment but really do I care? Not in the least. This post truly comes from the bottom of my heart.

You Fail At Xbox One If...

• You seriously need a reason
• You have a headset you can scream at all the NOOBS on Call of Duty
• You got it to play Call of Duty
• You are looking forward to the exclusives
• You believe the controller is of glorious design
• You didn't realize the specs of it are only slightly above that of a PS3
• You don't enjoy being spied on
• You believe it is completely ok to 180 your Philosophy because you were unaware the entire gaming world thought you were drunk.
• You are getting one because you have a 360
• You don't think it is weird Microsoft has issues counting past 2
• You don't think it is weird they are putting so much attention into an awful addon
• You are thinking right now "Well what about Halo?"
• You have no internet

and finally

• You bought and Xbox One over a PS4

Now wasn't that fun?