Tuesday, September 14, 2010

You Fail At Trying To Be Like Gauss If...

Happy Fail Day everyone. Today I have decided to do this topic to not only show some quirks and such that I do, but then some obvious points everyone is used to from the typical Fail Day. So without making you wait any longer here it goes

You Fail At Trying To Be Like Gauss If...
  • You take your time on distributing loot so that trash is done by the time you are done
  • Dr. Pepper and Cashews are things you can't raid without
  • You try to turn any comment into something which is an insult to Ret Pallies
  • You use STDs as an explanation of a reason not to stand next to people in raids
  • Your push to talk sticks and everyone can hear you smashing it so that it won't
  • You say something at least once a raid that no one will ever let you forget
  • You constantly complain about a lack of beta invite
  • You spam Pi in trade chat
  • You are a warrior with a Holy Set
  • You try to successfully convince Hordies they can learn to speak common
  • You are seen next to a mailbox so often it is known as your mailbox
  • You have a pull macro that makes reference to a funny youtube video
  • You have a way of bringing out the "good" in any player no matter how idiotic they may be
  • When you do your random heroic it is your goal to make at least 2 of the people in the group quit

and finally

  • You forget to switch it to heroic at least once a week

That is it for this week's edition of fail. Hope you all enjoyed it. Good luck on this Free Loot Tuesday as there will not be many left in Wrath.


  1. "You forget to switch it to heroic at least once a week" you mean like yesterday?