Tuesday, October 15, 2013

You Fail At Beyond: Two Souls If...

Fail Day! Yes here we go again. This week decided to obviously go with Beyond:Two Souls. Now I realize people who played this may be thinking how does one actually Fail at this game, and truly that is a great question so let's find out how! Now there could be spoilers so let's not be stupid here

You Fail At Beyond: Two Souls If...
  • You don't constantly make Green Goblin references
  • You don't enjoy making chair castles
  • You find the game difficult
  • You try to block a brick with your arm
  • The concept of dodging evades you
  • You don't look behind you every time you look in a mirror
  • You make weird and interesting faces when you shake the controller in random directions
  • You didn't enjoy choking Jodie's foster father
  • You didn't scream at the screen telling Salim you didn't speak whatever language he was speaking
  • You don't think Cole is awesome
  • You struggle endlessly while trying to read thoughts or objects
  • You never wanted your own Aiden
  • You never said "Mind Control Bitch!" 

and finally
  • You actually found a way to fail.
There you have it this week's edition of fail. Hope you enjoyed it.          


  1. ya pretty sure you can't fail even if you tired

  2. I enjoyed the game. Have to play some more to get all of the endings though