Tuesday, September 7, 2010

You Fail At Loot If...

It is upon us, a new Fail Day. The day where everyone tunes in just to see what special kind of fail exists. So just sit back laugh, say I know someone like that, and say "oh shit that's me". Without waiting any longer here it goes

You Fail At Loot If...
  • You say something is an upgrade just because it increases your gearscore
  • You don't put gems in or enchant new gear because you are going to upgrade it soon
  • Your alts have better gear than your main
  • Regardless of the loot rules you roll when something you want drops
  • You complain endlessly when an Armor Penetration trinket goes to a class that benefits from it more gets it first
  • You show up once a week and expect your BiS pieces
  • You're a hunter that thinks everything is a hunter weapon
  • You want more hit so you can raid Cataclysm content in level 80 gear
  • You got a Legendary and still believe you can sell items you looted
  • You expect the boss to hand you the loot without learning the encounter
  • Your dice only roll up to 31
  • Whenever you don't get a piece of loot you immediately find your caps lock button and seemingly smash your face on your keyboard to make a point
  • You complain how your class never gets a legendary. We know give it a rest
  • Your 0s and 1s make you feel better about yourself

and finally

  • You're a loot whore

That is it for this week. Enjoy your Free Loot Tuesday hope you get everything your heart desires.

3 comments:

  1. if you think your loot will mean anything come the expansion

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  2. "You're a hunter that thinks everything is a hunter weapon"

    But...but...it is, especially the stuff with spell power on it. Every hunter should have a "mend pet" set. ;)

    --Gimmlette

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  3. pretty sure my dice only go up to 14

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