Tuesday, July 9, 2013

You Fail At Being A Gamer If...


Happy Fail Day Everyone! Oh yes it is that time of the week again. This week I am doing a fail day post that has been requested for I don't have any idea how long. I never did it because I thought there were just way too many options to put in. Well I finally made up my mind on which make the cut so here goes.

You Fail At Being A Gamer If...

  • The only games you have ever played are on the Xbox 360
  • You think you are the coolest person in the world because you own a microphone
  • You have ever said "come look at me sweet new gaming machine" then proceeded to show someone a Mac
  • You have no clue what Esports is
  • You don't often wonder if Bowser is sleeping with Princess Peach
  • You have never yelled "LEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY"
  • You have never said anything bad about EA
  • The most epic game you ever played starts with an H and ends with an O
  • You believe playing Farmville everyday counts as being a gamer
  • You don't no what MMO, RPG, ARPG, RTS, TBS, or FPS stand for
  • Whenever you have cake you don't wonder if it is a lie
  • You settle for being second player
  • You are happy just to be playing and don't care if you win or lose
  • You are a girl who calls herself a nerd because she took a picture with a controller and has glasses on.
and finally
  • The only game you ever play is Call of Duty
There you have it. As always if you are offend I don't care. Enjoy your day!

3 comments:

  1. haha good stuff as always sir

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  2. apparently I don't fail enough

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