Tuesday, July 2, 2013

You Fail At Starcraft If...

Fail Day! Yes it is that time of the week once again. Time for us to feel better about ourselves while simultaneously making someone else feel worse. It is beautiful isn't it? When I was deciding what to do for Fail Day this week I was reading through some emails when I get one with the simple sentence "yo gauss why do you never do a fail day on sc2?" Well Orden, I have no idea, and we really should do that shouldn't we? So here we go.

You Fail At Starcraft If...

  • You never rally your workers to the mineral line
  • You don't often wonder why all Terran's are hillbillies
  • You build senor towers for detection
  • Anytime you lose the other race is overpowered even if it was a mirror matchup
  • You are proud of being rank 1 bronze
  • You have no idea who or what Carbot animations is
  • You have never watched When/Will Cheese Fails
  • You don't know what cheese means
  • You Cannon Rush a Zerg
  • You thought a Nydus Network was refering to your internet connection
  • You build Void Rays against Marines
  • Your heart doesn't stop when you hear "Nuclear Launch Detected"
  • You ain't got time for mules
  • Spreading creep is for baddies
and finally
  • You have no idea who this is

There you go Orden you can now tell your friends "yo bitch I so told Gauss what to do for fail day and he did that shit cause I say so, what you got to say about that?" Or something like that. Enjoy your day everyone


  1. Epic Day9 facepalm is epic

  2. I am not on any of those but i know I fail at starcraft