You Fail At Hard Mode If...
- You have to call Marrowgar Professor Bonestorm so you don't take the fight as a joke.
- You are still trying to up your heal numbers by standing in Death and Decay
- You admit to not being able to kite Blood Beasts because you are a clicker
- You wipe on Loot Ship
- You are one of those "I am too awesome to switch targets" DPS
- You complain you didn't get enough heals when you had 15+ stacks of Shadow Prison
- You kill people who get MC'd because it is amusing
- You get MC'd on Blood Queen
- You think hard mode trash is entertaining
- You the victim of a blood beast facial
- You are a healer and failed to heal yourself when inflicted with Mark of the Champion
- You get a closeup of the reanimated adds exploding on Deathwhisper
- You still misunderstand the term "stack up" and confuse it with "do your own thing in the corner"
- The phrase "why are we wiping on this easy boss" repeatably comes out of your mouth, because you don't understand this is in fact hard mode.
- You keep screaming "Taunt you idiot" without knowing the boss is in fact untauntable.
- You were constantly out healed by a ret pally on normal mode
That is it for this week. Hopefully your Free Loot Tuesday goes off without a problem.