Tuesday, June 8, 2010

You Fail At The WoW Real Life Barrier If...

So it is Tuesday and as always time for the weekly dose of fail. I have been adding to this list for awhile now, but something else always came up before I shared it with all of you. So sit back and laugh, because I am thinking many of these are close to home for you or someone you may know.

You Fail At The WoW Real Life Barrier If...
  • You ask a girl you're on a date with if she really is a girl
  • Instead of asking for a ride you ask for a port
  • You push your push to talk button when talking to someone in the room
  • You question why would you eat food that doesn't give you a buff
  • You make the auction house noise after you buy something at a store
  • Your honeymoon was or will be at Blizzcon
  • You can't go see that movie because "you're not attuned"
  • You set your work schedule around your raiding schedule
  • You complain why the grocery store doesn't use OneBag
  • You have a son named Arthas
  • When fixing something you complain how the parts would be cheaper if they were cloth
  • You wonder if Tankspot has a strat for buying new clothes
  • You ask someone to pickup something up from the vendor on their way home
  • You ask someone to conjure you up some food
  • You accuse people of ninjaing your parking space
  • Your pickup line is "Looking for 1 more Dinner and a Movie"
  • When someone asked you to come to a party you say "10 or 25?"

and finally

  • When a doctor sends you to a specialist you call him a noob for not maxing his profession

That is it for this week hope it was worth waiting for. Good Luck this Free Loot Tuesday.

8 comments:

  1. OMFG I am still laughing so hard that was amazing LOL

    -Boggle

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  2. looking for 1 more dinner and a movie that was 11/10 right there

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  3. ok "call him a noob for not maxing his profession" that was one of the best things I have ever read.

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  4. "When a doctor sends you to a specialist you call him a noob for not maxing his profession" made me guffaw

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  5. If only Tankspot could help me buy clothes

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  6. Reading this sent me into a fit of giggles :)

    I love all of them, but my favorite has to be -

    "You accuse people of ninjaing your parking space"

    Guilty! :P

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  7. Gauss has won the internet again

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  8. I'm guilty of pressing vent button to talk IRL :(

    Also, a friend of mine who also plays WoW, was telling in vent that his ISP sent a Level 1 tecnician to fix his connection problems, and I told him to call his ISP and tell them to send a Level 80 in full T10 to fix it!

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