Thursday, September 30, 2010

Motivational Speech

As many of you know I am a fan of the speeches and all the quotes throughout this game. I really think they make this game even better, and for those that play without sound you really are missing out on a fantastic part of this game. As many of you should know I do For The Horde runs all the time on Saturday and Sunday afternoons. I don't restrict these to anyone regardless of level or anything else stops people from getting into raids. Anyone who has ever been on a run with me knows that I make it fun and joke around quite a bit, most of the time at the expense of others. So what does this have to do with anything? Well, it is simple. Someone asked me why I don't give a motivational speech before hand to get people fired and going ready to go for the run. So I wrote one, added in some RP and some trademark Gauss. Tell me what you think.

Sons and Daughters of the Horde, I am here today High Warlord Gauss, of the Horde to lead you to slay the leaders of the Alliance, because for some reason they are alive again even if we killed them last week. We shall do this and be rewarded by our Warchief for our undeniable loyalty to the Horde. We will prevail! We will prevail despite the fact many of you will die in fires, we will prevail regardless of many of your inabilities to follow simple instructions, we will prevail even if many of you will require 10 summons to keep up, we will prevail even if many of you are here to be cannon fodder, we will prevail even if many of you will have trouble not falling off a boat, we will prevail regardless of the fact that you don't have a flight path, we will prevail regardless of your computers inability to stay connected, we will prevail without many of you understanding the concept of line of sight, and finally we will prevail even if many you have to leave because your mother is mad at you. So unsheathe your weapons and charge LOK'TAR OGAR FOR THE HORDE!!!!

Hmmm maybe I should macro that

6 comments:

  1. LMAO yep that is right up there with Tirons speech inside ICC.

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  2. PURE WIN!

    You coming tomorrow and then again on Saturday and Sunday? It's been a month. I've actually been getting things done in the house, things I'd rather procrastinate on doing because, well, "Gauss is headed for IF. ETA in 10 minutes. Come on Alliance. Stop picking your noses and defend the king."

    --Gimmlette

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  3. LMAO gimmlette, defend if you must, but we will prevail!!! And yes Gauss Macro that shit, i want to see it this weekend as we go charging in!!!

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  4. @ Mord

    Of course I'll defend! Come on. You have to admit it's more fun when you have to work for your achievement than when the only competition is who can pull the most guards with them.

    --Gimmlette

    P.S. I have accused them of standing in SW picking their noses. I don't want to get reported for accusing them of picking something else.

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