You Fail at DPS If...

So today is Tuesday which means it's time for the weekly you fail post. So sit back read it and laugh at the people you know who it applies to.

You Fail at DPS if...

• You think your awesome for doing 6k on Twins
• You're spec'd 71 points into on tree because you believe this maximizes output
• You have enough hit rating to hit a level 90 boss
• When you are told to get into position you proceed to get on all fours and ask how this will help
• You Tab Target
• You're a Fury warrrior who wants to still use two one handers
• You are standing in that fire for a haste buff
• You believe smite spec is awesome
• You think stop DPS means blow all your cooldowns and nuke the shit out of it
• You use your range frame to get closer to people
• The concept of standing between the boss' legs is some how confusing
• You are using green gems in epic gear
• You mistake "Omen" for "Oh Man"
• The concept of use your assist has no meaning
• You are plate DPS and use +AP over +STR and have no clue why you're a dumbass
• You AoE on CC'd mobs

and finally

• You're a ret pally

Just a reminder you have till Thursday night to send in your submissions for Friday's post about the amazing things you have heard people say. Enjoy Free Loot Tuesday.