You Fail At Being A Hunter If...
- You have a pet whose name is the animal it is
- You run out of amount and must melee a boss
- The concept of kiting evades you
- You leave aspect of the daze on
- You disengage off a cliff
- You ever have to pay a repair bill
- You think volley is pro AoE
- Your ability to misdirect a tank is non existent
- You ever have used the term "Hunter Weapon"
- You are BM spec for progression raids
- You have aggro problems
- You don't know the reason hunters are referred to as "huntards"
- You complain hunters have never received a chance at a legendary
- Your name is in any way a reference to Legolas
and finally
- Your pet ran away during a boss pull because you forgot to feed it
That is it for this week. Hope all of you hunters had a good laugh and hope all of the non hunters got a good laugh, because your class could be next week! Good luck on this Free Loot Tuesday!
Oh snap sucks to be a hunter today
ReplyDeleteYou fail at ripping on huntards if you don't know that firing a range weapon causes it to lose durability
ReplyDeleteI think throwing weapons are the most pro it is like throwing a reapir bill. But really anytime you use a weapon of any sort it takes durability hunters aren't special in that way.
ReplyDeleteWait! Wait! "You disengage off a cliff" is one of the BEST reasons to be a hunter. Disengaging off Netherstorm was epic.
ReplyDelete--Gimmlette
Huntard bad habits are just hard to break =)
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Deb, disengaging is one of the best reasons to be a hunter - that..and all the loot we can claim as being ours.
LOTR is awesome why wouldn't I want to name my toon after him!
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