Thursday, September 10, 2009

NPC's I Hate and of course why!

So I have gotten a lot of requests about things to do since the whole titles thing and have tried to fill most of them. Here is another one which was requested.

Any Draenei NPC: Why you ask? Have you ever heard them talk just the sound of them makes me want to punch them in the face.

Arthas in CoS: Does he take a series of bathroom breaks during the dam instance. For someone in a dam hurry to murder everyone in the dam city he sure takes his sweet ass time.

That Dam Goblin: You know which one I am talking about. The one in Un'Goro during the escort quest you find by the fire. He keeps fainting when you try to take him back the marshals. Honestly I should have just let the bastard die at least that would have made me feel better.

Wilfred Fizzlebang: This guy is new but still. First off hes a Gnome and we all know gnomes fail to begin with. Second of all he starts the encounter when my DBM won't shut the hell up and tell me I am near legion flames. Honestly I get it, at least he was killed and I can be happy with that.

Brann Bronzebeard: Always asking for help and never once saying Thank you like what the hell is his problem. No to mention when he says he will help hes almost useless. I guess I shouldn't have expected much from a dwarf.

Any god dam NPC that walks away and closes the quest on me. God I hate that makes me want to kill kittens.

Monty: That retarded gnome in the tram that won't stay dead. WTF is his respawn timer anyway just stay dead you little bitch.

The quest giver for the Amazon daily: You know the one that gives the satchel which has the chance to give the stupid polar bear mount that i have never gotten doing that dam daily every single god dam day. At least when there are snowballs inside I enjoy pelting her with them until they are gone. This is a good exercise if the RNG hates me as much as it hates you. Also as a side note if you have that mount just know that I hate you more than you can ever imagine.

The Lich King: Oh your so strong you could kill me anytime you wanted. but you will let me live. Get some balls and hit me bitch. Learn to not be full of fail.

Tiron Fordring: he is a ret pally. Also ever notice how he is always so positive he is like that guy who tells kids it doesn't matter if they win or lose. Of course it matters you retard. When you wipe in ToC I almost expect this guy to come down and give you ribbons of participation.

So that's all for today coming up I got 10 ways to have fun in trade, People who ignore me, Another App i can't wait to tell you all about, Things people do that bother me, and lastly You know you fail at WoW if..

3 comments:

  1. I hate that quest in ungoro

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  2. There is a cartoon up about the polar bear daily. It made me think about you

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  3. I saw that and thought the samething

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