You Play WoW Too Much If....

• When watching TV with family or friends you say "be right back bio"
• You press your push to talk button when talking to people in the same room
• When someone fails to signal while changing lanes you roll down your window and tell them to "learn to play"
• You organize your fridge and closet like they are your bags
• When someone takes something from you, you proceed to tell everyone around they are a Ninja
• You tell people your a Teepee and are confused when no one says they are a Wigwam
• You have a cat named Illidan
• You ask someone out by saying "Looking for 1 More Dinner and a Movie"
• Your honeymoon is set to happen at Blizzcon
• You plan your appointments to happen during Tuesday Maintenance
• Your sexual roleplaying consists of Arthas and Jaina fantasies
• When you go to get your car fixed you complain how much cheaper the repair would have been if it were cloth
• You discuss strat before entering a shopping mall
• When your doctor sends you to a specialist you call him a Noob for not maxing his Profession
• When talking to a clerk at a store you ask him the iLevel of what he is trying to sell you
• Your excuse for not going to your in-laws is "your not attuned"
  
  and finally...
  
• You bought a piccolo so people will dance with you