Wednesday, September 16, 2009

You Play WoW Too Much If....

  • When watching TV with family or friends you say "be right back bio"
  • You press your push to talk button when talking to people in the same room
  • When someone fails to signal while changing lanes you roll down your window and tell them to "learn to play"
  • You organize your fridge and closet like they are your bags
  • When someone takes something from you, you proceed to tell everyone around they are a Ninja
  • You tell people your a Teepee and are confused when no one says they are a Wigwam
  • You have a cat named Illidan
  • You ask someone out by saying "Looking for 1 More Dinner and a Movie"
  • Your honeymoon is set to happen at Blizzcon
  • You plan your appointments to happen during Tuesday Maintenance
  • Your sexual roleplaying consists of Arthas and Jaina fantasies
  • When you go to get your car fixed you complain how much cheaper the repair would have been if it were cloth
  • You discuss strat before entering a shopping mall
  • When your doctor sends you to a specialist you call him a Noob for not maxing his Profession
  • When talking to a clerk at a store you ask him the iLevel of what he is trying to sell you
  • Your excuse for not going to your in-laws is "your not attuned"

    and finally...
  • You bought a piccolo so people will dance with you


  1. "you call him a Noob for not maxing his Profession"
    That is one of the funniest things that I have ever read. ROFL
    It kept playing like a movie in my head lmao

  2. I agree that is one of the best things I have ever read. I will be laughing at that for weeks. Keep it coming

  3. Sounded good at first, but being a ret pally I must complain that there was not enough Kush in this one.

  4. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard

  5. That was incredible ROFL

  6. Gauss I think you get better and better


  7. One of the best things I have read about Warcraft

  8. I see now why everyone loves you lol

  9. I just have to say that was one of the best things I have ever read. Great Job

  10. I raided some old stuff with you yesterday and anyone who hasn't been a part of it I must say it was one of the best times I have ever had while playing wow

  11. I read this again because I remembered how funny it was and it still makes me piss my pants