Saturday, September 5, 2009

Titles oh how I love you

So I have come to the conclusion someones title can tell you a lot about them. Here are a few and what I believe explains everything you need to know about them WoW wise.

of the Nightfall: Good players since to get this achieve requires the ability to listen to instructions and not be retarded. So in my books when you see someone with this title you can asume most of what they say they know something about it.

any of the seasonals like elder, the noble etc: these people obviously care how the title sounds next to their name because these titles prove nothing more than doing silly time sinks that blizz puts in the game to pass the time. These people since they care how the title sounds have some semblance of knowledge and generally can be trusted not to do stupid things. This of course is not true if it is during the holiday because anyone who gets this title will put it on.

Chef or Salty: These people want you to know that they wasted their time doing pointless achievements that get you basically nothing. Since these are not simple achieves they can't be grouped with the set of titles above. Because these take some time you can basically asume these people don't have much of a social life, but then this means they probably spend a lot of time on WoW. So in your case of knowing them in WoW this is a good thing generally good people.

Hand of A'dal or Champion of Naaru: This people want you to know they played during BC and they were able to do what many could not. Do things the right way before blizz made things more easy mode. These people might also act like they are better than the average person, but in WoW terms they probably part of the better player category and feel they deserve the respect they crave. Now if they suck and have this title it means they were carried by their guild or they were that guy that waited outside every night and only got in as a last resort if this you find out to be the case I suggest a /point /laugh over and over till they either log of or report you.

Loremaster: These people generally have a lot of gold and a lot of play time maybe because of both. This can be combined with the Salty or Chef except for the fact they have the gold. If people have this title out they probably get asked for gold at least 30 times a day while they are online. So be sure to ask them again in case your tell got mixed up in all the others don't worry they will love you for it.

Challenger, Rival, Duelist, Gladiator: These people are proud of their Arena achievements and feel they are UBER AWESOME. They will generally speak in terms and use short forms that other wow players have no clue what they are talking about, because if you didn't know "Arena" is a totally different language. Now this escalates in degree by the rank displayed and you should be aware of it. If these people don't PvE they will constantly argue how arena takes so much skill and the best players only do arena. IF you try to argue with them about this it will go something like. OMG like we neds points for gear and gotta Win against OP teams that neds nerf cuz those DKs take like no skillz at all like wtf druid healers and why MPR like you know. See now it all makes sense doesn't it?

of "insert city": If it is their home city the honestly have no better title they could pick so they pretty much implies they fail. If isn't their home city they probably think they are funny which is not the case so you can asume they must think they are better than they actually are. These players are dangerous in my opinion because if you tell them whatyou think and they have some sort of life altering expierence don't be surprised to see a school shot up on the news or some guy locking up people in a shoppping mall

Champion of the Frozen Wastes: These people just fail.

Jenkins: Lets be honest here if someone has this title you would be better grouping with someone who has Champion of the Frozen Wastes

Scarb Lord: Someone who has this title was someone who opened the AQ gates. This is actually the rarest title in WoW. In addition to having spent too much time on wow, they have seen pretty much everything the game has to offer. This just adds to the fact they know they play too much time playing the dam game. So they hate themselves for it and therefore probably would enjoy being asked pointless questions. They probably get asked about their title and how they got it on a basis, so i suggest asking them about something different like how they got that Black Bug...

High Warlord: These people were the PvP kings from back in the day and have done more BGs then they care to mention. They probably now hate BGs with a passion and can't understand how people still don't know how to play WSG and why AV bases are still unfair. They often talk about the good ole days of pvp without resilence and how you could throw purples at everyone. These people generally know a lot about there class as well as others and work well with groups since all those things were needed while they were gaining this title. These people also probably will never change their title because they believe it to be one of the hardest things to do in WoWs history and they are proud they were able to do it.

Maybe I will do some more later but thats good for now

10 comments:

  1. Do more plz do more! Your awesome!

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  2. lol at champion of the frozen wastes

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  3. whats wrong with the city ones?

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  4. Because of you I know laugh at anyone with Champion of the frozen wastes

    -Socks

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  5. but i use champion of the frozen wastes

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  6. I will never put on a title without asking Gauss first now!

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  7. what title should i use then?

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  8. You need to do others I am so confused

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  9. I saw you making fun of someone yesterday with the "Champion of the Frozen Wastes" title that was great. It's good to know how i can understand so much more of your jokes after reading this

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